Hello! Happy Chinese New Year =D

How’s your day so far, 74ers? For me, it’s pretty much bland and dull, just the usual stuff. But but but, something really funny happened to me, so I guess I’ll share it with you all.

First up, blah blah blah, went to my gramp’s house in Choa Chu Kang. Stayed for 5 minutes before hurrying to my grandma’s house in Jurong West. So my grandma’s house is actually Block 532. Ok are you all bored to tears by my entry now? The climax is here.

It was like…12.15pm? And I stood at the carpark scanning the surroundings. Somehow, I saw this big black burly man from afar. He was like…really tall lor. Then he’s like walking really fast towards my direction. Normally, I do not give a hoot about people walking past me, or I will be very busy you know. However, this is different, very different. I cannot really explain the feeling, but I just had a premonition that something out of the blue is going to happen to me. Trust me, my sixth sense never fails.

So as that black figure came closer and closer, I began to have a clearer view of him. He’s humongous and was wearing a pair of really retro sunglasses. He was wearing red, blood red to be exact and black pants. So all in all, he donned the exact same uniform as what MacDonald’s employees wore a couple of years ago. Pretty eye-catching I should say. Enough of the costume crap. Like what I said, he reminded me of someone. déjà vu? I don’t know. So I was like…

Then the answer finally came. His protruding you-know-what revealed his identity. He was DR SIVA!!! I was like “Holy! Am I seeing things or what? Got so heng one meh?” But indeed in this world sometimes you are really that heng de, or un-heng I don’t know. He’s really Dr Siva lor, the one that taught, and is still teaching us economics you know? So I was like…